amorous feeling inspired by music; sexual arousal caused by music.
Etymology: from Greek melo- (song) + -lagnia (lust or a sexual predilection).
I said I’d never let you go, and I never did
I said I’d never let you fall and I always meant it
If you didn’t have this chance then I never did
You’ll always find me right there, again
There’s no point to a guy yelling, “Hey sexy baby” at me out of the passenger window of a car as it speeds past. Even if I was into creepy misogynists and wanted to give him my number, I couldn’t. The car didn’t even slow down. But that’s okay, because he wasn’t actually hitting on me. The point wasn’t to proposition me or chat me up. The only point was to remind me, and all women, that our bodies are his to stare at, assess, comment on, even touch. “Hey sexy baby” is the first part of a sentence that finishes, “this is your daily message from the patriarchy, reminding you that your body is public property”.
|mam:||have you made friends?|
|me:||i've made nice i don't have to sit alone friends but not overthrow capitalism and start a feminist revolution friends|
this thing i drew in ms paint in less than two minutes has 151900 notes what is. what is happening
But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?
no no no no onono no stop it you can’t draw pores what how
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
|me:||*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*|
|classmate:||wait, what's polyamory?|
|me:||well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.|
|professor:||*overhears from front of class*|
|professor:||that is d i s g u s t i n g|
|me:||*defensively* um, actually, no it's--|
|professor:||how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!|
|professor:||it should be polyerosy|
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